Turn on your computer, mobile phone or tablet.
While computer loads, start to visualize the rocks that will soon be yours.
Go to www.BoxofRocks.com. Study site. Click Subscribe.
Enter your payment information.
Celebrate the brilliant decision you've just made.
Find ways to occupy your time while you wait for shipment. Try flossing.
Shipment arrives. Open box to reveal glorious rocks, in a box.
Shed tears of joy at the amazement of what's happening.
Do something with the rocks.
Take photos of rocks and post to social media with hashtag #boxofrocks
Desperately try to fill your life with some meaning as you await your next Box of Rocks shipment.