Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy

Box of Rocks Inc. ("BoxofRocks", "we" or "us"), the operator of this web site, is committed to preserving the privacy of those who visit site (the "Site") and is committed to working out at least three times per week, ideally five times per week. This document will outline how we gather and utilize various sources of information obtained during your visit to the Site. This document will not outline how we gather in public squares to hear soap box speeches. We adhere to the Safe Harbor Agreement concerning the transfer of personal data from the European Union ("EU") to the United States of America (the #1 best country in the world). Accordingly, we follow the Safe Harbor Principles published by the U.S. Department of Commerce (the "Principles") with respect ("respect") to ("to") all ("all") such ("such") data ("data"). If there is any conflict between the Policies in this privacy policy and the Principles, the Principles shall govern, and they shall govern in style. This Privacy Policy applies solely to information collected at this Site, and is made a part of and incorporated into the Site Terms and Conditions.
This Privacy Policy communicates how, when, why and whenceforth we gather information about our customers and what we do with it.


Information Collected

If you subscribe to BoxofRocks and/or place an order through, we will ask you for your name, e-mail address, shipping address, Gettysburg Address, telephone number, pager number and credit card information or certain other personally identifiable information about yourself ("Personal Information"). We use this information to process and fulfill your order and to notify you of your order status. All archived credit card information is maintained in a secure and safe environment free of creepy people and rando lurkers. Telephone numbers and e-mail addresses are used to contact you regarding your order and sometimes to see if you want 'in' to our fantasy sports leagues. In addition, when you respond to a contest, battle, survey, questionnaire, query, sweepstakes or other promotional feature, we may ask you for your name, address and email address or other Personal Information. We do not collect any Personal Information about you unless it is voluntarily provided by you. To say that another way – if you don't tell us something, we don't know it. We don't hire private investigators to tell us about your weird sexual habits, for example. BoxofRocks will never sell, rent or share your Personal Information, including your e-mail address, with any third parties for marketing purposes without your express permission. If someone offers us mad dough to share your email, we will def hit u up first and be like – "yo, so this dude offered me 34 cents for your email cool if I give it to him?" Stuff like that. Respect, bro.

In addition, we may also collect non-personally identifiable information, such as IP host address, IP hostess address (equality anyone?), pages viewed, pages dreamed about, browser type, browser ethnicity, duration, frequency and level of passion of visits, and other data, and may aggregate any information collected in a manner which does not identify any individual ("Aggregate Information"). Information obtained in connection with the Site may be intermingled with and used by us in conjunction with information obtained through sources other than the Site, including both offline and online sources. Now, we know not everyone is down with intermingling, but it's 2015 people it's time to put an END to racism.

How We Use Your Information

We will not share or disclose or expose or present or flash or skywrite your information to anyone except as described in this Privacy Policy. We use Personal Information in order to give you a more enjoyable, pleasurable, convenient shopping experience and to help us identify and/or provide information, products or services that may be of interest to you or your homies and maybe even to give you an orgasm? We use your Personal Information to support and enhance and add girth to your use of the Site and its features, including without limitation: fulfilling your order; fulfilling your sexual desires; providing customer service; returning the favor; tracking email invitations you send; tracking your use of evite because wake up that's old school and otherwise supporting your use of the Site and your dreams. We may also track your past purchases to provide you with a personalized profile of your shopping history. So don't freak if you come back and we're all "remember that one time you bought this (picture of item) HAHAHAHA that was classic – you should totes do that again!" In addition, we may notify you about new services or special promotional programs, or send you offers or information or data or things or air. In connection with their performance of services to maintain and operate the Site and certain features on the Site, certain trusted third parties may be permitted to access your information. But ONLY if they are super-duper. For example, we may use third parties (but not fifth parties) to host the Site; to host bar mitzvahs; operate various features available on the Site; to operate a stick shift; send emails; analyze data; provide search results and links and assist in fulfilling your orders. We want you fulfilled – you first, that's just how we are ;) Unless you specifically consent to the disclosure of your Personal Information, aside from us, only our affiliates, technical consultants, third party auditors and other third parties who make our Site available, enhance its functionality, assist with the processing of your purchases, or provide associated services and/or who deal with you in delivering content, samples, products, gifts and prizes, have access to this information, and we require them to agree that they are covered by this policy.

Please note that BoxofRocks reserves the right to and may disclose Personal Information about you in response to (a) requests from local, state or federal law enforcement officials; (b) any judicial, administrative or similar proceeding or order, such as subpoena; (c) if required by law; or (d) to investigate suspected fraud, harassment, physical threats, or other violations of any law, rule or regulation, the Site rules or policies, or the rights of third parties or to investigate any suspected conduct which we deem improper. Please also note that we do reserve the right to transfer your Personal Information and other information as an asset in connection with a proposed or actual merger or sale (including any transfers made as part of an insolvency or bankruptcy proceeding) involving all or part of our business or as part of a corporate reorganization, stock sale or other change in control. Please also note that if we do make bank from the sale we are definitely going to Vegas. In such a circumstance the Transferee would be bound by the terms of this Privacy Policy. We use non-personally identifiable information in the aggregate (fun word!), so that we can improve the Site and for business and administrative purposes. We may also use or share with third parties for any purpose aggregated (yay!) data that contains no personally identifiable information.

If you submit your email address to be added to a mailing list or Sweepstakes or other promotion, we will use the email address for the sole purpose of sending you announcements, special offers from BoxofRocks and its promotional partners along with site updates. If you don't submit your email, we won't do those things. You can unsubscribe by sending an email to But please don't unsubscribe. We didn't have a lot of friends growing up and it's like, you know, it doesn't feel good when you unsubscribe. Also our parents are divorced and that was tough so...

If you elect to use our referral services for informing a friend about our site, we ask you for the friend's name and email address. PLEASE don't show your friend our photo without showing us the photo first. BoxofRocks will automatically send the friend a one-time email inviting them to visit the site. BoxofRocks stores this information for the sole purpose of sending this one-time email and tracking the success of our referral program. The friend may contact BoxofRocks to request the removal of this information from our database. Man we hope your friend likes us though.

Use of Cookies

Our Site may pass a "cookie" (a string of information that is sent by a web site to be resident on your system's hard drive, and/or temporarily in your computer's memory blocks). The purpose of a cookie is to tell the web server that you have returned to a particular page. The purpose of Cookie Monster is to eat cookies. The Site may use cookies in on-line catalogs to keep track of your status and contents of your shopping cart, or to retain information gathered in cookies to allow you access to password-protected areas of the Site. You may set your browser to decline cookies. But c'mon, who doesn't like cookies?!? If you do so, however, you may not be able to fully experience some interactive features of the Site. You will also come across as one of those holier-than-thou gluten-free crossfit people. Don't be that person.

How We Protect Your Information

We are committed to protecting the information we receive from you. We're like Vin Diesel – if you're with us, you're like family, and Vin takes care of family. However, BoxofRocks will not be liable for disclosures of your Personal Information due to errors in transmission or unauthorized acts of third parties. If North Korea get up in our junk you gotta give us a pass on that. What are we expected to do, tell North Korea they can't do that? We have undertaken all commercially reasonable efforts to prevent unauthorized Internet access to visitor data retained in our servers, however, due to the inherent open nature of the Internet, BoxofRocks cannot ensure or warrant or warrant's cherry pie the security of any information you transmit to us or any information provided online, and you do so at your own risk. Users must accept all risks associated with any data transmission, including the risk that their Personal Information may be intercepted in transit. Look, even Tom Brady gets intercepted sometimes. DON'T BLAME US WHEN TOM BRADY GETS INTERCEPTED.

Links To Third Party Sites

Our Site may contain links to other web sites, including our affiliated or co-branded web sites. Our Site may contain links to our college buddy's blog, because he helped us get out of a speeding ticket back in the day because his dad knew the judge. Other web sites may also reference or link to our Site. Are we popular? I mean we get along with the popular kids and the smart kids so ya I guess in a sense we're popular. These "other" domains (web sites) are not controlled by BoxofRocks. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our Site to read the privacy policies of each and every web site that collects personally identifiable information. We repeat – we encourage you, immediately upon visiting every single website on earth, to scroll to the bottom, find the privacy policy of that site, and read it top to bottom before using that site. That's just common sense. Who wouldn't do that? We do not endorse, screen or approve, and are not responsible for the privacy practices or content of such other web sites. Visiting these other web sites is at your own risk. Gotta ask yourself – is it worth the risk?

Site Terms and Conditions

Use of this Site is governed by, and subject to, the legal notices contained in our Terms and Conditions. Your use, or access, of the Site constitutes your agreement to be bound by these provisions. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS YOU MAY NOT ACCESS OR OTHERWISE USE THE SITE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE THEN GET THE FUCK OFF OUR SITE. OH WHAT YOU WANNA GO? BRING IT! LET'S GO THEN! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. WALK AWAY BRO.

Privacy Policy Changes

We reserve the right, at our discretion, to change, modify, add, subtract, divide, multiply or remove portions from this policy at any time. If we decide to change our Privacy Policy for the Site, we will post the revised Privacy Policy here so that you will always know what information we gather, how we might use that information and whether we may disclose it to anyone. Doesn't that feel good? Any changes will be consistent with the stated Principles of the Safe Harbor Agreement. Your continued use of the Site indicates your assent to the Privacy Policy as posted. Please check this page periodically for changes to this Privacy Policy. If we run into you in Hot Topic at the mall, don't be surprised if we ask you what you think of our latest Privacy Policy.

United States of America – THE #1 BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

Our Site is maintained in the United States of America. By using the Site, you authorize the export of Personal Information to the USA and its storage and use as specified in this policy.

Effective Date: This Privacy Policy is effective and was last updated on February 5, 2015.